Aspiring Retiree Large Black Tote Bag

Designed for those who are already planning their escape from the daily grind, this tote is both hilarious and relatable. With “Aspiring Retiree” proudly displayed, it’s a cheeky nod to your future plans of ultimate relaxation and non-stop fun.

This bag has plenty of room for all your beach necessities – sunscreen, shades, a good book, and maybe even a sneaky flask (because practice makes perfect, right?). Plus, its sturdy construction ensures it can handle everything from spontaneous getaways to all-day beach lounging without a hitch.

So grab your friends, pack your “Aspiring Retiree” tote, and hit the beach with a smile. After all, retirement might be a ways off, but there’s no reason you can’t start practicing now. Here’s to beach vibes, good times, and dreaming big! 🌴🍹😎

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
• Blank product sourced from China or Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!